Hey, Hey! Post number three is up and running. I guess I'm getting the hang of posting every single day, or at least when I'm bored.

Well enough of vaguely interesting garbage, lets move on to the good stuff. When I mean good stuff, I mean retarded things happening day after day in my life.

And today's no exception.

It goes like this, stupid phone calls wake me up early in the morning, tries to sleep, can't sleep. What to do? Toss around in my bed and hope I get some sleep, or die trying. Guess I was lucky, managed to fell asleep till lunch time.

After waking up, tripping over a stupidly placed curb outside of my house, eating lunch, disturbed some friends, I went home to enjoy the rest of the day. Turning on my PS3, putting in the disc, selecting multiplayer. I went to enjoy cruising around Liberty City in Grand Theft Auto IV with random online people joining my room.

How bad can that be? One asks.

Wise question, it goes downhill from here onwards.

I thought I was lucky to enter a room with 11 people in it, after all, Liberty City is kinda huge. How much mayhem can 12 people cause in such a city?

Well I'll tell you how!

Once I entered the room, and the moment my avatar lays his feet onto the soil of the City, he got blown away by somebody's RPG.

Pop goes the Chinaman!
(My online character is customized to look like a typical China Chinese. Including the voice, it's kinda hilarious actually. Especially when he screams when I press exit out of a helicopter in mid-air.)


Worse of all, that's just the toppings only. It gets more chaotic as I continued my "journey" in Liberty City. My character gets killed in every way possible. Here's the list of deaths I encountered:

-Killed by light firearms
-Stabbed to death
-Impaled to the wall by a flying ambulance with a dumbass driver inside
-Smashed to the ground by a car that is used like a cannon ball (It flew by driving fast to a ramp)
-Squished inbetween of two fuckers who don't know how to drive
-Killed inside of a car while driving, causing car to fly off the highway (I'm not kidding)
-RPG to the gut
-Burnt to death by being rammed by a flaming car
-Drowned
-Stepped on a grenade without realizing it
-Being shot, repeatedly by 6 people
-Fell off the Statue Of Liberty (No shit, there IS a Statue in GTA IV, look it up)
-Crushed by a falling helicopter (The bastard bailed out of the chopper when it is high up, he died along with 6 other people who were crushed beneath, including me)


There are more deaths I got but enough is enough, I turned off my PS3 and started to write this post.

Moral of the story: Do not play with kids who are in the multiplayer mode of GTA IV. Especially homicidal ones, they chase you like they're on crack and they aim as if God gave them some kind godly scope.


Now if you excuse me, I'll go down myself with fuckloads of tranquilizers and alcohol.